Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
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