Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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