Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
We left the bar in 2 bicycle cabs. It cost thirty bucks and they took us to the wrong hotel. When we finally made it to the right one we ended up in a room with three randos from alaska. Jammed out with them for like an hour. Those inuits are good guitar players
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
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