My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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