tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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