Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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