There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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