I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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