Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
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