she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
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