it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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