well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
zippers are such a cool invention
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
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What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
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someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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