Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
I know this is weird, but can you ask your girlfriend if she has my mailbox?
Seriously?
100%
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
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I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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