singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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