Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Fuck I am starving. I don't think I've eaten in the past two days.
You didnt need to. Gin is like eggs, its a perfectly nutrionally balanced meal.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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