He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Its not personal, its just business. I'm the Donald Trump of blowjobs.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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