Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It took him three days to realize his roommate had moved out.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
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She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
Fantasizing about the apocalypse is fun and shit until the conditions that could lead to one suddenly seem feasible
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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