literally had 100 drinks last night.
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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