I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just had to reach into my sister's bag and shut off her vibrator so my parents wouldn't hear it. I am the world's greatest brother.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
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She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
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Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
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