So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
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One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
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I have never encountered a chode in the wild
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Never let your siblings swipe right.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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