Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
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