theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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