Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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