Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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