She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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