i may or may not be watching the land before time
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
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It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
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In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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