Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
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She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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