I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
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i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
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You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
Will you remind me I changed my hotspot phone password to fuckyouprivilegedwhitedude
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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