don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
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It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
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I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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