i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
Who died my cat blue again?
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