Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
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