Every time there's an awkward silence a gay baby is born
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
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Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
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I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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