discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
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The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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