She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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