We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
There r osticjed everywhere
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Randomize
