just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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