My first STD was from a foam party
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
the condom got lost in my hair
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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