She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
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