On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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