we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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