Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
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i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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