yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
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The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
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I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
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