i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
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Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
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I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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