normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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