I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
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It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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