Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I believe in your delicious
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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