Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
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