people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
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