"it" just moved
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I love having hate sex.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
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