Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
I've blown a few things in my day
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and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
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