The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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