I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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